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Tall, Dark, and Handsome

from Punk Rebel Renegade by Robby Suavé

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I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself

We went over this before
Time and time again
I can't take it anymore
I give up, you win
Booze and smoke and drugs
They aren't my thing
French kisses and hugs
No, they aren't my thing

I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Why would I look for a woman
When I can't even muster an erection?

So the stars have aligned, the world is going to end
Take a look and you'll find 30 million cuts that won't mend
As we say goodbye, the lights begin to dim
We try not to cry, and don't even mention him

Lets get things straight, nothing to do with fate
I wrote this song and a letter, I'm not bitter, I'm better

I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
So sorry I can't help myself
And you can't get over yourself

I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Don't wanna be in a situation
And forever in an instigation

I'm not tall, dark, and handsome
I'm just short, pale, and awesome
Even gave up masturbation
'Cause I can never seem to please them

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from Punk Rebel Renegade, released August 30, 2011

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Robby Suavé Illinois

I'm Robby Suavé, solo artist extraordinaire. Or maybe I'm just a guy who makes music for fun. Take your pick. Since 2001, I've been recording music on my own, doing my thing. Since birth, I knew I wanted to make music to express myself forever. So far, I'm succeeding. ... more

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