Merry Effing Christmas

by Robby Suavé

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A fun, digital, Christmas tune combining jolly bells, bleeps, bloops, and drums.

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Merry effing Christmas
Merry effing Christmas
Merry effing Christmas
Merry effing Christmas

You want to know what you got to do
Stay inside, and try not to catch the flu
Life sucks, but the year will soon be new
Gingerbread, chestnuts, and candy canes too

Put some things in a box, wrap that crap
Throw some stuff on a tree, decorate that crap
Get some snow outside, shovel that crap
Make egg nog, drink that crap

Jesus Christ died for your sins
Let's party but not with the Bedouins
He keeps track of your losses and wins
Santa Claus for grownups is what he is

Hang up mistletoe, kiss that crap
Bake some mothereffing cookies, frost that crap
Cook lots of yummy food, eat that crap
Pack a dozen snowballs, throw that crap

Get your stockings out, hang that crap
Cut a pretty, curly ribbon, tie that crap
Buy a gingerbread kit, build that crap
Christmas Vacation, watch that crap

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released December 16, 2016

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Robby Suavé Illinois

I'm Robby Suavé, solo artist extraordinaire. Or maybe I'm just a guy who makes music for fun. Take your pick. Since 2001, I've been recording music on my own, doing my thing. Since birth, I knew I wanted to make music to express myself forever. So far, I'm succeeding. ... more

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