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Keep Your Eyes Open
03:14
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Welcome to the world of easy accessibility
So much at your fingertips, as far as you can see
You want it simple, you want to understand?
Open your eyes and mind or keep your head in the sand
Coming from the underground, into the mainstream
You can play it safe or take it to the extreme
Synthesized, Americanized
Open your eyes, open your mind
Keep your eyes open if you wanna see life
Keep your mind open if you can't handle the strife
Welcome to the world of easy accessibility
So much at your fingertips, as far as you can see
You want it simple, you want to understand?
Open your eyes and mind or keep your head in the sand
Repetition works well, it works well
Brand it on your brain, in a nutshell
So you don't forget all that important stuff
Open your eyes and mind, lose the mental handcuffs
Keep your eyes open...
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Dungarees
03:18
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Somebody, somewhere
Nobody will care
Someway, somehow
Right here, right now
Souped up, cooped up
Pent up, fed up
Mitigated, instigated
Masturbated, fornicated
Flip a coin, and let it fall where it may
Ask too many questions, there'll be heck to pay
Let the flowers die, and let the buildings burn
It's kind of sensual to use a butter churn
Ovaries and pregnancies
Therapies and memories
Chimpanzees in bikinis
Amputees in dungarees
Uncertainty takes its toll on you
Discomfort makes you do what you do
It's where you like to go, it's where you like to be
Kicked in the butt, straight into obscurity
Anchovies and cranberries
Hillbillies drink daiquiris
Taiwanese drink martinis
Antifreeze and batteries
Zucchinis and sodomies
Fantasies of pleasantries
Groceries and wallabies
Fallacies and tragedies
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222 Skyscraper Way
02:14
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A messed up plan by a messed up man
You can't drink drunk if you don't drink
Lay it out, take your time, whatever it takes to make a dime
They won't be entertained if you can't rhyme
Oh my god, the teatable got upended
While they were being offended
They want to say but want to go, they can't say yes but can't say no
Frolic in the forest, to and fro
What do you do when you run out of things to say?
Do you put on pants or a negligee?
No judgment here, I'm just asking, I'm curious
Because awkward silences make me nervous
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Ooh yeah, what you doing, man?
You wanna know how to get to Japan?
Can't rightly say you came to the right place
I'm just a dude with a guitar and an average face
Would it be racist to say "sayanara?"
Would you like to ride on a brontosaurus?
I heard there were dinosaurs across the pond
I also heard gentlemen prefers blondes
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la la la la la
Nobody knows what's going on anymore
Hiding the truth in a clever metaphor
Metaphysical experiments everywhere
Always fixated on death, loss, absence, and despair
Oh yeah, man
Oh yeah, man
Oh yeah, man
Oh yeah, man, yeah
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la la la la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la la la la la
I've got a great big...la la la la
I'm tired of all this...la la la la
I can't get any...la la la la
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Do It, Screw It
02:35
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I got a new guitar, it is acoustic
It is pretty cool, just like a jumpkick
Come chill out and listen, listen to this crap
This is so serious, so sit back and relax
Sick of all the nonsense, fed up with everything
Sometimes I am silly, sometimes I'm boring
You wanna do it, screw it, or suck on my wang? I heard that
You want to kill it, choke it, or rob a big bank, oh yeah
Do it, screw it
I didn't mean for this song to sound like "Mr. Krinkle"
But it does, oh well, I guess it is what it is
What do I do?
Will Les Claypool get mad at me?
Life can be so simple, life can be carefree
It can also be hard, that is what she said
Take the rope and ponder, think on what to do
You can choose to walk it, or you hang from it
I wanna sing about all the labia
Either the labia minora or even majora, oh yeah
Do it, screw it
Suck on my wang, yeah
You wanna lick it, stick it, makes me insane, I heard you
Snort it, buttchug it, shoot it, straight into your veins, oh yeah
Do it, screw it
Suck on my wang, yeah
Do it, screw it
Suck, wang
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Somniphobia
04:14
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Do you forget, or do you regret yourself?
And everything you've owned or never had?
It doesn't make sense, but nothing does
You'll feel better if you follow the new fad
Come take it
Come grab it
Come get it
When you're sad, do you tend to eat cherry pie?
Do you resort to tattooing your upper thigh?
Whatever works, it's all good, let it be
Clean the house, play video games, go to sleep
Somniphobia...
Try to go to sleep after you've learned everything
You never wanted to know
It isn't easy, but neither is forgetting all that crap
Suddenly bestowed upon you
Somniphobia...
Come take it
Come grab it
Come get it
No one to talk to or to understand
Didn't take long to get used to all of it
Your hope melted like ice cubes on a hot day
It's all gone, in an instant, it's all gone
You've got a fear of sleeping
And you know why
Sleep on the floor to keep the thoughts away
Don't ask, don't tell...
You want a diagnosis, you want a diagnosis?
You wanna die alone? You wanna die alone?
Somniphobia...
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Now this is a pretty little ditty
Now this is a pretty little ditty
I don't care if you don't agree
I just came up with it one day
Back to the beginning, yeah
Back to the future
I wrote this song in the future
And now I'm back, recording it again
For the, for the third time
I'm going downhill, I'm going downhill
I'm going down, down...
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A mothereffer from America
Red and black and blue
Shot down from the tree of life
Now a boat has to be made
A mothereffer from Germany
Red and black and purple
Hung up on outdated crap
Now a plane has to be made
Mothereffers around the world
'Round the world, 'round the world
Mothereffers around the world
Complain a lot
Mothereffers around the world
Kill their friends, kill their friends
Mothereffers around the world
Spread the crap, spread the crap
I hate you, mothereffer
It doesn't matter where you're from
I hate you, mothereffer
It doesn't matter where you're from
A mothereffer from Australia
Yeah, red and black and blue
Struck left into the ocean
Now a judgment has to be made
A mothereffer from Canada
Yeah, red and white and brown
Held fast by a broken brain
Now a choice has to be made
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Everyone I know is an alcoholic
Chewing and spitting whenever they want it
Got sucked up by the peer pressure
Got a tongue like a knife, skin like leather
Everyone I know is an alcoholic
Always need a swallow, never just one sip
It's all messed up, disregard what I say
'Cause I'm booze-free, I'm never gonna pay
You love to drink beer, you love to drink wine
You love to get drunk and party all the time
You love to drink rum, you love to drink whiskey
You love to have reasons to be stupid and frisky
Everyone I know is an alcoholic
Enjoy holding bottles with a baseball mitt, yeah
Following the leaders wherever they go
Weak-minded people going with the flow
Everyone I know is an alcoholic
More than 16 hours sober, throw a fit, yeah
How bored must you be to prefer not to think?
No one really cares, they all just want to drink
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Tomorrow Is a New Day
03:12
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Robby Suavé Illinois
I'm Robby Suavé, solo artist extraordinaire. Or maybe I'm just a guy who makes music for fun. Take your pick. Since 2001, I've been recording music on my own, doing my thing. Since birth, I knew I wanted to make music to express myself forever. So far, I'm succeeding. ... more
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