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More Awesome Than Awesome

by Robby Suavé

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When I get to the party, I'll say "Pump up the bass." Pump up the bass, pump up the bass And when I have a lady over, I'll say "Sit on my face." Sit on my face, sit on my face When I die and go to Heaven, I'll be falling from grace Falling from grace, falling from grace And if I was an astronaut, I'd wanna go into space Go into space, go into space Waiting on a mothereffing leprechaun Waiting on a mothereffing pot of gold Waiting on a mothereffing rainbow Waiting on a mothereffing unicorn If you wanna dance with me, then join the effing line Longer than the eye can see, I hear it all the time Yeah, ladies stay, ladies go They leave fast, and they come slow You thought it might be awesome But now you'll never know When you think you know everything That's when you realize you know nothing In this world where cash is the king There's no time for one final fling Eight, eight, eight, eight... When you dream of things unlikely Don't trust your first or second instinct Unless you're some kind of genius Mothereffer, surprise of a lifetime Waiting on a mothereffing bingo Waiting on a mothereffing four leaf clover Waiting on a mothereffing shooting star Waiting on a mothereffing Santa Claus Waiting on a mothereffing miracle Waiting on a mothereffing jackalope Waiting on a mothereffing white peacock Waiting on a mothereffing hidden treasure When you dream of things unlikely
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Red and black plaid It looks really bad What are you thinking Wearing that crap Red and black plaid I hope it's a fad What were you thinking Buying that crap Red and black plaid You look like lumberjacks Are you looking To chop down some trees Red and black plaid It's time to face facts Try a different pattern Maybe stripes or spots, please Everywhere you go You see the buffalo Everywhere you go Let's kill the buffalo Kill the buffalo...
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When you have nothing left to say And everything starts to fade away Gather up everything that you can Because it's time to stick it to the man You took your time getting where you are, yeah So close, but now you're so far You took your time getting where you are, yeah So close, but now you're so far Enjoy your time shopping at Walmart, yeah Bargains in your shopping cart Enjoy your time shopping at Walmart, yeah Bargains in your shopping cart When you don't have much left to pay No money in your wallet today Corporate greed is your biggest fan Because it's time to stick it to the man Dance your balls off Dance your balls off Dance your balls off I want you to dance your effing balls off Do you wanna get some feather and tar, yeah? Do you wanna end this needless war? Do you wanna get some feather and tar, yeah? Do you wanna end this needless war? When you have nothing left to say And everything starts to fade away Gather up everything that you can Because it's time to stick it to the man
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Eff It 04:17
Spending free time watching the time pass Nothing but blood left in the hourglass Mouth stapled shut, hands bound tight Just another day, just another night Wanting to catch up on things that I missed Nearly a hundred thousand things on my bucket list The effing days and weeks and months and effing years go by Waiting to be finally rescued or to die And the nervousness appears on my face Don't know why I got started in the first place Mothereffer come to take my effing innocence And the nervousness appears on my face Don't know why I got started in the first place Strung along, bait and switch, and effing toyed with Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'til you effing die Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'til you know why Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'cause you can't cry Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'til you admit the lie Question mark tattooed on my forehead Is my destiny true love or to end up dead? Have the last 30 years been nothing but a lie? The age-old question never answered is why Why, why, why, why is it That every time that things are looking up Everything comes crashing down on me? It sucks effing balls, it sucks effing nuts The world spins around, it never stops And I want to kill it dead with blazing hot fire Only then will I be satisfied with what's around me It's gonna be awesome, I swear it, mothereffer Misery loves company...
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Hey man, how's it going? I heard through the grapevine you have a beef with me What's that? You got a problem? Step into my office, and let's talk Tell me what you want, tell me what you need Either way, all you'll get is a nose that bleeds I want to beat you up, I want to tear you down 'Til you don't know the difference between a verb and a noun It may sound violent, it may sound obscene But I'm not stopping 'til you're pooping out your effing teeth You might be wondering why in the world I sound so mad Well if you were me and I were you, you'd know why I felt bad You, you'll never know You, you'll never know what it's like to be me, mothereffer Hey girl, how's it going? I heard through the grapevine you have a crush on me What's this? Is this effing 8th grade? Cut the immaturity out, and let's do it You'll be sucking my wang while I'm rubbing your boobs We're down for anything as long as it's not poop Let's not get into specifics, let's keep it a surprise I like what you say, but most of it is lies You, you'll never know You, you'll never know what it's like to be me, mothereffer
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Get Offended 02:37
Too boring, too awesome It's too smart, it's too dumb Too happy, it's too glumb Too sensitive, too numb Get offended, get offended It's been too long since you lamented Get offended, get offended It's been too long since you lamented Some of us have real reasons to cry now But a lot of us rarely have sweat on the brow Pick your battles when the snake rattles You complain about everything, it all sounds the same Insensitivity exists in the world But remember that the ribbons are curled Let them speak for themselves, it's not hard It's okay to be dumb, and it's okay to be smart Too boring, too awesome Too smart, too dumb Too happy, too glumb Too sensitive, too numb Too loud, too quiet Too open, too private Too pushy, too shy Too scream, too hum Get offended
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Slut 02:27
I'm not a person who will poke and prod Be still and know that I am God All the dudes say that you're a slut Sucking bananas like it's you know what Slut I'm not the type of guy to forget anything Bow down, mothereffer, because I'm king
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I'm serious, I'm delirious If I'm lying, I'm dying If I'm lying, I'm dying If I am lying, I'm dying Put your money where your mouth is Put your mouth where my wang is I'm unpoopular, I pop out at parties Don't act like you didn't know That I play mothereffing rock and roll I wanna feel something more Than regret and resentment I sure am good at making things weird Nutsacreligious... She's like a broken thermostat You just can't turn her down She's like cholesterol Always messing with my heart It's not like I don't like people It's just that I don't like people Throwing caution to the wind Pouring salt into the wound Upside down, backwards, and reversed Living my life to end up in a hearse You wanna cry, you wanna whine You wanna die, you wonder why Beef brothel, beef brothel They're too short, they're too long They're too weak, they're too strong Beef brothel, beef brothel They're too right, they're too wrong They're too balls, they're too dong Nutsacreligious... Beef brothel, beef brothel No butts, no glory No words, no story Taking my balls and going home People ask me what's the secret to my success You gotta don't give an eff and have no regrets I'll turn that frown and the cross upside down... I think you're what I need If I turned Japanese You'd be making my nose bleed Metaphors and similes Beginning to lose all hope At the end of my rope
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Hwft 02:18
Hey mothereffer, what you trying to do? You wanna kill me, or do you wanna use me? But hey, what's it to you? Mothereffer, what's it to you? Hot dogs, hot tubs Hot rods Hot ranch, hot blondes I don't like hot ranch I do like hot blondes I don't like hot tubs I do like hot rods
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I'm more awesome than awesome Can't trust them as far as you can throw them I'm more awesome than awesome Four parts smart and six parts dumb Call me Philip K. Wang I am the end of everythang More awesome than awesome... Coming in and going out with a bang I fly solo, no interest in a gang More awesome than awesome...
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Down to the knuckle Make your knees buckle Down to the knuckle Make your knees buckle Jesus gave me crackers But I wanted some pizza Jesus gave me crackers But I wanted some pizza Can't sleep In too deep Sow what you reap Don't make a peep Your move, creep Honk, beep Mystique Read 'em and weep The great ones go on instinct Advances and retreats The great ones go on instinct Advances and retreats Don't act like you didn't know That I play mothereffering rock and roll I could end with a drop of hat A slit of the wrist, a choke with a rope Reach for the bleach, fun with a gun I wanna feel something more Than regret and resentment I sure am good at making things weird Nutsacreligious... I'm serious, I'm delirious If I'm lying, I'm dying If I'm lying, I'm dying If I am lying, I'm dying Beef brothel... Nutsacreligious...

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Guitars, drums, bleeps, and bloops. You know, the usual. It's weird dance music you can rock out to, if you want.

Three to five years in the making, More Awesome Than Awesome is the first new album from Robby Suavé since 2015's Heat Stroke. Stylistically, More Awesome Than Awesome covers lots of ground. There's heavy guitars, dance beats, chip tune riffs, random samples, and maybe kitchen sink might even be in there to keep it interesting.

You probably won't hear any of these songs on the radio any time soon, but overall, this album is easier to listen to than Robby Suavé's past efforts.

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released August 31, 2018

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I'm Robby Suavé, solo artist extraordinaire. Or maybe I'm just a guy who makes music for fun. Take your pick. Since 2001, I've been recording music on my own, doing my thing. Since birth, I knew I wanted to make music to express myself forever. So far, I'm succeeding. ... more

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