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What Up (Intro)
01:02
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Things Unlikely
03:07
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When I get to the party, I'll say "Pump up the bass."
Pump up the bass, pump up the bass
And when I have a lady over, I'll say "Sit on my face."
Sit on my face, sit on my face
When I die and go to Heaven, I'll be falling from grace
Falling from grace, falling from grace
And if I was an astronaut, I'd wanna go into space
Go into space, go into space
Waiting on a mothereffing leprechaun
Waiting on a mothereffing pot of gold
Waiting on a mothereffing rainbow
Waiting on a mothereffing unicorn
If you wanna dance with me, then join the effing line
Longer than the eye can see, I hear it all the time
Yeah, ladies stay, ladies go
They leave fast, and they come slow
You thought it might be awesome
But now you'll never know
When you think you know everything
That's when you realize you know nothing
In this world where cash is the king
There's no time for one final fling
Eight, eight, eight, eight...
When you dream of things unlikely
Don't trust your first or second instinct
Unless you're some kind of genius
Mothereffer, surprise of a lifetime
Waiting on a mothereffing bingo
Waiting on a mothereffing four leaf clover
Waiting on a mothereffing shooting star
Waiting on a mothereffing Santa Claus
Waiting on a mothereffing miracle
Waiting on a mothereffing jackalope
Waiting on a mothereffing white peacock
Waiting on a mothereffing hidden treasure
When you dream of things unlikely
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Kill the Buffalo
02:39
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Red and black plaid
It looks really bad
What are you thinking
Wearing that crap
Red and black plaid
I hope it's a fad
What were you thinking
Buying that crap
Red and black plaid
You look like lumberjacks
Are you looking
To chop down some trees
Red and black plaid
It's time to face facts
Try a different pattern
Maybe stripes or spots, please
Everywhere you go
You see the buffalo
Everywhere you go
Let's kill the buffalo
Kill the buffalo...
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Stick It to the Man
03:09
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When you have nothing left to say
And everything starts to fade away
Gather up everything that you can
Because it's time to stick it to the man
You took your time getting where you are, yeah
So close, but now you're so far
You took your time getting where you are, yeah
So close, but now you're so far
Enjoy your time shopping at Walmart, yeah
Bargains in your shopping cart
Enjoy your time shopping at Walmart, yeah
Bargains in your shopping cart
When you don't have much left to pay
No money in your wallet today
Corporate greed is your biggest fan
Because it's time to stick it to the man
Dance your balls off
Dance your balls off
Dance your balls off
I want you to dance your effing balls off
Do you wanna get some feather and tar, yeah?
Do you wanna end this needless war?
Do you wanna get some feather and tar, yeah?
Do you wanna end this needless war?
When you have nothing left to say
And everything starts to fade away
Gather up everything that you can
Because it's time to stick it to the man
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Eff It
04:17
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Spending free time watching the time pass
Nothing but blood left in the hourglass
Mouth stapled shut, hands bound tight
Just another day, just another night
Wanting to catch up on things that I missed
Nearly a hundred thousand things on my bucket list
The effing days and weeks and months and effing years go by
Waiting to be finally rescued or to die
And the nervousness appears on my face
Don't know why I got started in the first place
Mothereffer come to take my effing innocence
And the nervousness appears on my face
Don't know why I got started in the first place
Strung along, bait and switch, and effing toyed with
Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'til you effing die
Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'til you know why
Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'cause you can't cry
Eff it, eff it, eff it, eff it 'til you admit the lie
Question mark tattooed on my forehead
Is my destiny true love or to end up dead?
Have the last 30 years been nothing but a lie?
The age-old question never answered is why
Why, why, why, why is it
That every time that things are looking up
Everything comes crashing down on me?
It sucks effing balls, it sucks effing nuts
The world spins around, it never stops
And I want to kill it dead with blazing hot fire
Only then will I be satisfied with what's around me
It's gonna be awesome, I swear it, mothereffer
Misery loves company...
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What It's Like
03:23
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Hey man, how's it going?
I heard through the grapevine you have a beef with me
What's that? You got a problem?
Step into my office, and let's talk
Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Either way, all you'll get is a nose that bleeds
I want to beat you up, I want to tear you down
'Til you don't know the difference between a verb and a noun
It may sound violent, it may sound obscene
But I'm not stopping 'til you're pooping out your effing teeth
You might be wondering why in the world I sound so mad
Well if you were me and I were you, you'd know why I felt bad
You, you'll never know
You, you'll never know what it's like to be me, mothereffer
Hey girl, how's it going?
I heard through the grapevine you have a crush on me
What's this? Is this effing 8th grade?
Cut the immaturity out, and let's do it
You'll be sucking my wang while I'm rubbing your boobs
We're down for anything as long as it's not poop
Let's not get into specifics, let's keep it a surprise
I like what you say, but most of it is lies
You, you'll never know
You, you'll never know what it's like to be me, mothereffer
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Get Offended
02:37
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Too boring, too awesome
It's too smart, it's too dumb
Too happy, it's too glumb
Too sensitive, too numb
Get offended, get offended
It's been too long since you lamented
Get offended, get offended
It's been too long since you lamented
Some of us have real reasons to cry now
But a lot of us rarely have sweat on the brow
Pick your battles when the snake rattles
You complain about everything, it all sounds the same
Insensitivity exists in the world
But remember that the ribbons are curled
Let them speak for themselves, it's not hard
It's okay to be dumb, and it's okay to be smart
Too boring, too awesome
Too smart, too dumb
Too happy, too glumb
Too sensitive, too numb
Too loud, too quiet
Too open, too private
Too pushy, too shy
Too scream, too hum
Get offended
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Orange Star Trek
02:28
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Slut
02:27
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I'm not a person who will poke and prod
Be still and know that I am God
All the dudes say that you're a slut
Sucking bananas like it's you know what
Slut
I'm not the type of guy to forget anything
Bow down, mothereffer, because I'm king
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Nutsacreligious, Pt. 1
04:57
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I'm serious, I'm delirious
If I'm lying, I'm dying
If I'm lying, I'm dying
If I am lying, I'm dying
Put your money where your mouth is
Put your mouth where my wang is
I'm unpoopular, I pop out at parties
Don't act like you didn't know
That I play mothereffing rock and roll
I wanna feel something more
Than regret and resentment
I sure am good at making things weird
Nutsacreligious...
She's like a broken thermostat
You just can't turn her down
She's like cholesterol
Always messing with my heart
It's not like I don't like people
It's just that I don't like people
Throwing caution to the wind
Pouring salt into the wound
Upside down, backwards, and reversed
Living my life to end up in a hearse
You wanna cry, you wanna whine
You wanna die, you wonder why
Beef brothel, beef brothel
They're too short, they're too long
They're too weak, they're too strong
Beef brothel, beef brothel
They're too right, they're too wrong
They're too balls, they're too dong
Nutsacreligious...
Beef brothel, beef brothel
No butts, no glory
No words, no story
Taking my balls and going home
People ask me what's the secret to my success
You gotta don't give an eff and have no regrets
I'll turn that frown and the cross upside down...
I think you're what I need
If I turned Japanese
You'd be making my nose bleed
Metaphors and similes
Beginning to lose all hope
At the end of my rope
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Hwft
02:18
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Hey mothereffer, what you trying to do?
You wanna kill me, or do you wanna use me?
But hey, what's it to you?
Mothereffer, what's it to you?
Hot dogs, hot tubs
Hot rods
Hot ranch, hot blondes
I don't like hot ranch
I do like hot blondes
I don't like hot tubs
I do like hot rods
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I'm more awesome than awesome
Can't trust them as far as you can throw them
I'm more awesome than awesome
Four parts smart and six parts dumb
Call me Philip K. Wang
I am the end of everythang
More awesome than awesome...
Coming in and going out with a bang
I fly solo, no interest in a gang
More awesome than awesome...
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Nutsacreligious, Pt. 2
04:56
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Down to the knuckle
Make your knees buckle
Down to the knuckle
Make your knees buckle
Jesus gave me crackers
But I wanted some pizza
Jesus gave me crackers
But I wanted some pizza
Can't sleep
In too deep
Sow what you reap
Don't make a peep
Your move, creep
Honk, beep
Mystique
Read 'em and weep
The great ones go on instinct
Advances and retreats
The great ones go on instinct
Advances and retreats
Don't act like you didn't know
That I play mothereffering rock and roll
I could end with a drop of hat
A slit of the wrist, a choke with a rope
Reach for the bleach, fun with a gun
I wanna feel something more
Than regret and resentment
I sure am good at making things weird
Nutsacreligious...
I'm serious, I'm delirious
If I'm lying, I'm dying
If I'm lying, I'm dying
If I am lying, I'm dying
Beef brothel...
Nutsacreligious...
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Robby Suavé Illinois
I'm Robby Suavé, solo artist extraordinaire. Or maybe I'm just a guy who makes music for fun. Take your pick. Since 2001, I've been recording music on my own, doing my thing. Since birth, I knew I wanted to make music to express myself forever. So far, I'm succeeding. ... more
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